Mr. Howells introduced Mr. Clemens.
"Now, ladies and gentlemen, and Colonel Harvey, I will try not to be greedy on your behalf in wishing the health of our honored and, in view of his great age, our revered guest. I will not say, 'Oh King, live forever!' but 'Oh King, live as long as you like!'"
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W , if I made that joke, it is the best one I ever made, and it is in the prettiest language, too. I never can get quite to that height. But I appreciate that joke, and I shall remember it -- and I shall use it when occasion requires. I have had a great many birthdays in my time. I remember the first one very well, and I always think of it with indignation; everything was so crude, unaesthetic, primeval. Nothing like this at all. No proper appreciative preparation made; nothing really ready. Now, for a person born with high and delicate instincts -- why, even the cradle wasn't whitewashed -- nothing ready at all. I hadn't any hair, I hadn't any teeth, I hadn't any clothes, I had to go to my first banquet just like that. Well, everybody came swarming in. It was the merest little bit of a village -- hardly that, just a little hamlet, in the backwoods of Missouri, where nothing ever happened, and the people were all interested, and they all came; they looked me over to see if there was anything fresh in my line. Why, nothing ever happened in that village -- I -- why, I was the only thing that had really happened there for months and months and months; and although I say it myself that shouldn't, I came the nearest to being a real event that had happened in that village in more than two years. Well, those people came, they came with that curiosity which is so provincial, with that frankness which also is so provincial, and they examined me all around and gave their opinion. Nobody asked them, and I shouldn't have minded if anybody had paid me a compliment, but nobody did. Their opinions were all just green with prejudice, and I feel those opinions to this day. Well, I stood that as long as -- well, you know I was born courteous, and I stood it to the limit. I stood it an hour, and then the worm turned. I was the worm; it was my turn to turn, and I turned. I knew very well the strength of my position; I knew that I was the only spotlessly pure and innocent person in that whole town, and I came out and said so. And they could not say a word. It was so true. They blushed; they were embarrassed. Well, that was the first after-dinner speech I ever made. I think it was after dinner. It's a long stretch between that first birthday speech and this one. That was my cradle-song, and this is my swan-song, I suppose. I am used to swan-songs; I have sung them several times. This is my seventieth birthday, and I wonder if you all rise to the size of that proposition, realizing all the significance of that phrase, seventieth birthday. The seventieth birthday! It is the time of life when you arrive at a new and awful dignity; when you may throw aside the decent reserves which have oppressed you for a generation and stand unafraid and unabashed upon your seven-terraced summit and look down and teach -- unrebuked. You can tell the world how you got there. It is what they all do. You shall never get tired of telling by what delicate arts and deep moralities you climbed up to that great place. You will explain the process and dwell on the particulars with senile rapture. I have been anxious to explain my own system this long time, and now at last I have the right. I have achieved my seventy years in the usual way: by sticking strictly to a scheme of life which would kill anybody else. It sounds like an exaggeration, but that is really the common rule for attaining to old age. When we examine the programme of any of these garrulous old people we always find that the habits which have preserved them would have decayed us; that the way of life which enabled them to live upon the property of their heirs so long, as Mr. Choate says, would have put us out of commission ahead of time. I will offer here, as a sound maxim, this: That we can't reach old age by another man's road. I will now teach, offering my way of life to whomsoever desires to commit suicide by the scheme which has enabled me to beat the doctor and the hangman for seventy years. Some of the details may sound untrue, but they are not. I am not here to deceive; I am here to teach. We have no permanent habits until we are forty. Then they begin to harden, presently they petrify, then business begins. Since forty I have been regular about going to bed and getting up -- and that is one of the main things. I have made it a rule to go to bed when there wasn't anybody left to sit up with; and I have made it a rule to get up when I had to. This has resulted in an unswerving regularity of irregularity. It has saved me sound, but it would injure another person. In the matter of diet -- which is another main thing -- I have been persistently strict in sticking to the things which didn't agree with me until one or the other of us got the best of it. Until lately I got the best of it myself. But last spring I stopped frolicking with mince-pie after midnight; up to then I had always believed it wasn't loaded. For thirty years I have taken coffee and bread at eight in the morning, and no bite nor sup until seven-thirty in the evening. Eleven hours. That is all right for me, and is wholesome, because I have never had a headache in my life, but headachy people would not reach seventy comfortably by that road, and they would be foolish to try it. And I wish to urge upon you this -- which I think is wisdom -- that if you find you can't make seventy by any but an uncomfortable road, don't you go. When they take off the Pullman and retire you to the rancid smoker, put on your things, count your checks, and get out at the first way station where there's a cemetery. I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. I have no other restriction as regards smoking. I do not know just when I began to smoke, I only know that it was in my father's lifetime, and that I was discreet. He passed from this life early in 1847, when I was a shade past eleven; ever since then I have smoked publicly. As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. It is a good rule. I mean, for me; but some of you know quite well that it wouldn't answer for everybody that's trying to get to be seventy. I smoke in bed until I have to go to sleep; I wake up in the night, sometimes once, sometimes twice, sometimes three times, and I never waste any of these opportunities to smoke. This habit is so old and dear and precious to me that I would feel as you, sir, would feel if you should lose the only moral you've got -- meaning the chairman -- if you've got one: I am making no charges. I will grant, here, that I have stopped smoking now and then, for a few months at a time, but it was not on principle, it was only to show off; it was to pulverize those critics who said I was a slave to my habits and couldn't break my bonds. To-day it is all of sixty years since I began to smoke the limit. I have never bought cigars with life-belts around them. I early found that those were too expensive for me. I have always bought cheap cigars -- reasonably cheap, at any rate. Sixty years ago they cost me four dollars a barrel, but my taste has improved, latterly, and I pay seven now. Six or seven. Seven, I think. Yes, it's seven. But that includes the barrel. I often have smoking-parties at my house; but the people that come have always just taken the pledge. I wonder why that is? As for drinking, I have no rule about that. When the others drink I like to help, otherwise I remain dry, by habit and preference. This dryness does not hurt me, but it could easily hurt you, because you are different. You let it alone. Since I was seven years old I have seldom taken a dose of medicine, and have still seldomer needed one. But up to seven I lived exclusively on allopathic medicines. Not that I needed them, for I don't think I did; it was for economy; my father took a drug-store for a debt, and it made cod-liver oil cheaper than the other breakfast foods. We had nine barrels of it, and it lasted me seven years. Then I was weaned. The rest of the family had to get along with rhubarb and ipecac and such things, because I was the pet. I was the first Standard Oil Trust. I had it all. By the time the drug-store was exhausted my health was established, and there has never been much the matter with me since. But you know very well it would be foolish for the average child to start for seventy on that basis. It happened to be just the thing for me, but that was merely an accident; it couldn't happen again in a century. I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting, and I never intend to take any. Exercise is loathsome. And it cannot be any benefit when you are tired; and I was always tired. But let another person try my way, and see where he will come out. I desire now to repeat and emphasize that maxim: We can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life, but they would assassinate you. I have lived a severely moral life. But it would be a mistake for other people to try that, or for me to recommend it. Very few would succeed: you have to have a perfectly colossal stock of morals; and you can't get them on a margin; you have to have the whole thing, and put them in your box. Morals are an acquirement -- like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis -- no man is born with them. I wasn't myself, I started poor. I hadn't a single moral. There is hardly a man in this house that is poorer than I was then. Yes, I started like that -- the world before me, not a moral in the slot. Not even an insurance moral. I can remember the first one I ever got. I can remember the landscape, the weather, the -- I can remember how everything looked. It was an old moral, an old second-hand moral, all out of repair, and didn't fit, anyway. But if you are careful with a thing like that, and keep it in a dry place, and save it for processions, and Chautauquas, and World's Fairs, and so on, and disinfect it now and then, and give it a fresh coat of whitewash once in a while, you will be surprised to see how well she will last and how long she will keep sweet, or at least inoffensive. When I got that mouldy old moral, she had stopped growing,because she hadn't any exercise; but I worked her hard, I worked her Sundays and all. Under this cultivation she waxed in might and stature beyond belief, and served me well and was my pride and joy for sixty-three years; then she got to associating with insurance presidents, and lost flesh and character, and was a sorrow to look at and no longer competent for business. She was a great loss to me. Yet not all loss. I sold her -- ah, pathetic skeleton, as she was -- I sold her to Leopold, the pirate King of Belgium; he sold her to our Metropolitan Museum, and it was very glad to get her, for without a rag on, she stands 57 feet long and 16 feet high, and they think she's a brontosaur. Well, she looks it. They believe it will take nineteen geological periods to breed her match. Morals are of inestimable value, for every man is born crammed with sin microbes, and the only thing that can extirpate these sin microbes is morals. Now you take a sterilized Christian -- I mean, you take the sterilized Christian, for there's only one. Dear sir, I wish you wouldn't look at me like that. Threescore years and ten! It is the Scriptural statute of limitations. After that, you owe no active duties; for you the strenuous life is over. You are a time-expired man, to use Kipling's military phrase: You have served your term, well or less well, and you are mustered out. You are become an honorary member of the republic, you are emancipated, compulsions are not for you, nor any bugle-call but "lights out." You pay the time-worn duty bills if you choose, or decline if you prefer -- and without prejudice -- for they are not legally collectable. The previous-engagement plea, which in forty years has cost you so many twinges, you can lay aside forever, on this side of the grave you will never need it again. If you shrink at thought of night, and winter, and the late home-coming from the banquet and the lights and the laughter through the deserted streets -- a desolation which would not remind you now, as for a generation it did, that your friends are sleeping, and you must creep in a-tiptoe and not disturb them, but would only remind you that you need not tiptoe, you can never disturb them more -- if you shrink at thought of these things, you need only reply, "Your invitation honors me, and pleases me because you still keep me in your remembrance, but I am seventy; seventy, and would nestle in the chimney-corner, and smoke my pipe, and read my book, and take my rest, wishing you well in all affection, and that when you in your return shall arrive at pier No. 70 you may step aboard your waiting ship with a reconciled spirit, and lay your course toward the sinking sun with a contented heart. Mark Twain's Speeches ] |
Did you know that when someone turns 70 they become a septuagenarian? It’s a big deal hitting such a distinguished age and the occasion deserves to be celebrated. But how can you help them celebrate in style and show them just how much they mean to you?
We’ve thought up more than 100 ways to wish that special someone the happiest of 70th birthdays. If you want to do something even more special this year, then think about getting a birthday message from their favourite memmo.me sports star or celebrity.
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70th Birthday Wishes For Your Father
70th Birthday Wishes For Your Mother
70th Birthday Wishes for Your Husband
70th Birthday Wishes for Your Wife
70th Birthday Wishes for your Best Friend
70th Birthday Wishes for Your Sibling
70th birthday wishes for your father, how can it be the ‘old man’ in your life is turning 70 years’ old he’s been a great dad so take a look at our birthday wishes below and see if you can find one that’s right from you to him, or how about getting a personalised birthday message sent from one of his favourite sporting superstars .
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She grew you, she raised you and she helped make you who you are today, so on the occasion of her 70th birthday you will want to make it special. take a look at our greatest birthday greetings for your mum below..
The whole world is lucky to have someone as kind, honest and caring as you. But I am the most thankful for having such a perfect Mum. Enjoy your birthday, you deserve it.
Don't worry if your youth seems to be escaping you at age 70, you can't expect to catch all the grandkids!
I’m so grateful to have a Mum like you. Thank you for everything you did for me. Happy 70th birthday!
Happy and joyous 70th birthday, Mum. Words fail me today, and I find myself incapable of writing what could truly capture how I feel about you. I not only love and admire you but also feel a ton of gratitude for the exceptional mother that you have been to us all.
To the most important and amazing person in my life. Happy 70th birthday Mum! Here’s to a day surrounded by friends and family.
Thank you for being the most loving and caring mother in the world, Mum. Wishing you a very happy 70th birthday!
Mum: Today on your 70th birthday, I want to thank you for all of the years of love and guidance you’ve given. You’re the absolute best. Happy birthday!
If your kids and grandkids look down on you in your 70s, you only have yourself to blame. You encouraged them to eat their vegetables and drink their milk.
Mothers always deserve a special treat, what about a fun surprise from her favourite comedian ?
For the man you love and have chosen to grow old with, you want to make his big day extra special. here’s a selection of birthday wishes from you to him..
Make Hubby's day to something he will remember forever with a personalised message from his football idol !
Your wife is your better half. the woman who you have chosen to spend your life with. as she celebrates this platinum birthday, show her how much you love and care for her with a heartfelt birthday wish ..
70 and fabulous - imagine your wife's face when she sees her favourite actress on the screen!
Whether you’ve been friends for the full seven decades or for much less time, honouring your best friend’s 70th birthday is something you will want to do to show them what they mean to you..
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You’ve been through a lot together, you know the family ‘in-jokes’ and you share many memories so make sure you mark your brother or sister’s 70th birthday with an extra special birthday message..
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One of the best ways to make a friend’s birthday party shine is to deliver a very powerful speech at the event.
Birthday speeches for a friend from old times.
I have known [Friend’s Name] for as long as I can remember. In my eyes, there’s nothing more honorable than standing before you, wonderful folks, to wish my beloved friend a super duper happy birthday.
After so many years of knowing you, I can confidently say three things about you: You are a kind, supportive and a truly amazing friend. I doubt that this life would be half as interesting as it is without you.
Folks, thank you very much for coming in your numbers to grace this occasion of my friend and making it a memorable one. Now join me in toasting to our dear [Friend’s Name].
[Looking at your friend]
Not only are you my longtime friend but you are also a very special friend to me. I’ve always said that your stay on earth is a blessing to everyone who knows you. Thank you for giving us love, care, and support. You inspire me in no small way to be better. Happy birthday, and more grease to your elbows!
[Turning back to look at your friend]
Friends, loved ones and family members of [Friend’s Name], thank you for making out time to be here today to celebrate this special day of the life of my best friend in the whole wide world.
I hope you have an incredibly amazing birthday and life because you’ve been an incredibly amazing friend to me all my life. May your earthly journey be accompanied by everything that brings peace, contentment and bliss into your life. You deserve all these and many more, for you are an absolutely wonderful person who makes this world a truly beautiful place. God bless you…today, tomorrow and all the days after tomorrow until the end of time.
Once again I want to express my heartfelt gratitude to everyone gathered here for being part of this very wonderful occasion. Now everyone, enjoy your drinks and let’s set this party on fire!
Standing here, I must confess that I never thought there would come a day when I’d be paying my last respects to the youth of my dear [Friend’s Name], but I guess that day has finally arrived! [Pause slightly as the audience laugh at the joke].
All jokes aside, [Friend’s Name], you are a remarkably beautiful individual, inside and out. God really bestowed a grand blessing my way the day he made our paths cross. My dear, on your special day, I need you to know that you are not just my friend but also my brother/sister and my ultimate inspiration in life. May you keep moving from glory to glory and soaring skywards.
Lovely ones, at this juncture, I would like you to kindly raise up your glasses to join me in a toast to the phenomenal man/woman whose birthday we gather here to joyfully celebrate.
I can stand up here and tell many hilarious stories from your past, like the time you got too drunk that you thought that mannequin was an actual woman. See, look at the way he’s smiling – he didn’t even know I knew about that one. But that’s what friends are for. Friends are there to pick you up when you’re down. Friends are there to visit you in the hospital when everyone else has written you off. Friends are there to steal your car keys when you’re so inebriated that the chances of you making it home in one piece is about as successful as a box of hot French friends. And these are all favors that he has selflessly done for me. So please I implore, indeed beg you all – eat to your heart’s content and drink your gluttonous fill. I mean it’s not like I’m paying for it. But in all seriousness, it is my pleasure to spend this special day with you. And I think it is safe to say that the sentiment of every one in here, including myself, is that you continue down the merry path to a long, wonderful life.
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Aim high when you write 70th birthday wishes for your loved one, because turning 70 is a major, emotionally tricky milestone to reach for many former sixty-somethings. Don't know what to write? Get inspired by the examples of 70th birthday messages here.
By Kevin Nishmas Updated: January 5, 2024
Don't have the time to scan the entire page for the ideal 70th birthday message? Just jump to the section of 70th birthday greetings you need, right below!
When you just want to write 70th birthday wishes that are short and sweet, because you or the birthday guy or gal are not the overly sentimental type or have a short attention span, here's the place to start.
What should you write in a birthday card for a 70 year old? If you want to send 70th birthday wishes that bring even more joy to this special day, get inspired by the 70th birthday messages below.
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Here's the place to start, if you want to write 70th birthday wishes with the power to make someone feel even more special on their birthday. Sentimental 70th birthday messages have that sort of effect.
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If the birthday boy or girl turning 70 has a good sense of humor, write funny birthday wishes that are humorous enough to bring a chuckle to their special day. Need ideas? Check out the examples of funny 70th birthday wishes below.
Turning 70 isn't the easiest to do. To make the transition to the seventy-somethings a little smoother, write inspirational 70th birthday wishes based on the examples right below.
Don't know what to write? Get inspired by the words of the world's greatest thinkers. The famous birthday quotes below have the power to make your 70th birthday wishes for your loved ones extraordinary.
- Mark Twain | - Jules Renard | - Franz Kafka |
- Iris Apfel | - Gertrude Stein | - Morgan Harper Nichols |
- Ingrid Bergman | - Cherie Lunghi | - John Byrne |
- Unknown Author | - John Barrymore | - Hasidic Proverb |
- Unknown Author | - Ausonius | - Mary Sarton |
- Cindy Joseph | - Helen Mirren | - Diane Von Furstenberg |
Turning 70 is a major, bittersweet milestone — joyous for some and emotionally challenging for others.
Some soon-to-be 70 year olds dread everything about turning 70, from the likelihood of more wrinkles on their face to the onslaught of new aches and pains that never seem to go away.
Then, you have seventy-somethings who have chosen to grow older gracefully, treasuring the trail of memories (and wrinkles) they've forged and enjoyed over the past seven decades of their lives.
The big question: what kind of 70th birthday wishes would be perfect for both types of 70 year olds?
The answer: there's no single birthday message that would be ideal.
Your goal, therefore? Great 70th birthday wishes that will make your 70th birthday girl or boy feel amazing, no matter how he or she feels — good or bad — about getting older.
The 70th birthday wishes you create should pay proper tribute to loved ones turning 70 who have lived through seven decades of ups, downs, in-betweens and turning points.
Before you even attempt to write any 70th birthday wishes, you need to keep in mind that different types of 70 year olds require different kinds of 70th birthday wishes.
First, there are the "joyous" 70 year olds. These are individuals who are young at heart and, if they've won the gene pool lottery and are relatively healthy, consider the 70s the beginning of the best period in their lives.
This is the so-called "first day for the rest of my life" crowd.
Accordingly, these "joyous" 70 year olds would probably love to receive these types of 70th birthday wishes:
Then, there's the other group — the "this is my final act" crowd.
These people may suddenly realize or stop denying sometime on, before or after their actual birthday that they have reached the last quarter of their life.
Figuring out what type of 70 birthday wishes to send them can be difficult. Should it be philosophical? Inspirational? Funny? It depends on how "old" these 70 year olds feel.
For the overly pessimistic faction of this group, the ones who feel very old all of a sudden, probably no message will be taken in the spirit it has been given.
So, just take the safe route and opt for a plain "Happy Birthday" message or a sentimental birthday greeting remembering the good ole days.
For the most optimistic of this crowd (in other words, the least pessimistic), clever or inspirational 70th birthday wishes may also work, and may even snap them out of their funk.
Whatever you decide to do, try to impart the message that reaching the age of 70 is a liberating, even invigorating experience in your 70th birthday wishes. Ultimately, 70th birthday wishes, done well, mark this milestone with care.
First of all, there's no such thing as your "average 70 year old." For a look at what it really means to be 70, read about what a 70 year-old wants to hear from you . It could make writing your 70th birthday wishes easier.
Kevin, the "Message Guy" who writes the birthday wishes, quotes, poems, toasts and speeches on BirthdayMessages.net, has been a content writer since 1993. In 2012, Kevin created this site to share the incredible power of words with birthday well-wishers everywhere.
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#1 To a very special, wonderful woman on her 70th birthday. You’re more than a friend. You’re a light and a joy in this world.
#2 To my dear friend on your 70th birthday. Thank you for filling every moment with laughter and fun.
#3 To my partner on your 70th birthday. You fill every day with your spirit and your warmth, and I’m so blessed to share this journey with you. I love you always.
#4 Today you’re 70! May this special birthday be filled with wishes granted, blessings given, and cake eaten. I’m so thankful to have you in my life.
#5 To my friend on your 70th birthday! May all of your wishes come true. I am so fortunate to have you in my life and so thankful for all the joy you bring.
#6 Once in a lifetime, a very special friend comes along. One who touches your heart and reminds you that you are blessed. Happy 70th birthday to my best friend.
#7 To my sweet friend, on your 70th birthday. Nobody brings magic, laughter, and warmth into my life quite like you. So thankful to know you.
#8 On your 70th birthday, may you look back on all of your beautiful years and feel the love from all the lives you’ve touched. I’m so grateful for your friendship.
#9 To my very favorite friend on your 70th birthday. The road of life is long, and I’m so grateful to have found you along the way. Thank you for all the light you bring.
#10 Happy 70th birthday to my dear friend. Today and every day you are so very loved.
#11 May your day be full of blessings, your glass be full of champagne, and your life be full of love. Happy 70th birthday to an amazing friend.
#12 Every so often, God puts someone very special in our lives. Someone who reminds us of what friendship truly is. Wishing you the happiest 70th birthday!
#13 Happy 70th birthday to the funniest, kindest friend I could ever ask for. Wishing you another 70 years of sweet blessings.
#14 Another year around the sun! Happy 70th birthday to the friend who floods our life with sunshine and happiness every day.\
#15 Today’s the big day! Today on your 70th birthday, may you find yourself surrounded by all of the love you give every day.
#16 As you look back on 70 years well lived, may you remember all of the joy and laughter you’ve given. Wishing you a day filled with blessings and joy.
#17 Today as you celebrate your 70th birthday, may you feel loved by all those around you. Happy birthday, my wonderful friend.
#18 Happy, happy, happy 70th birthday to a truly wonderful soul. Your friendship has meant more to me than anything all these years.
#19 Thank you for 70 years of laughter, silliness, and fun. I couldn’t ask for a more caring and beautiful soul to call my friend. Happy birthday!
#20 It’s your special day! Happy 70th birthday to the friend who always knows how to bring happiness and laughter into the room. I’m so thankful for your friendship.
#21 To the world’s greatest dad on your 70th birthday. You taught me how to ride a bike, swim, and be a better person. I hope you have a wonderful day.
#22 Dad: Today you’re 70! Thank you for all of the fishing trips and long talks. There is no one as special as you. Happy birthday.
#23 To our dad on your 70th birthday. May today be a day filled with blessings, laughter, and love like you have given to us. Happy birthday.
#24 Dad: Today it’s your 70th year around the sun, and we couldn’t be more grateful to have such a stellar dad. Happy birthday!
#25 Happy 70th birthday to the man who taught us all how to be the best people we could be. Thank you for always guiding the way. Happy birthday.
#26 Happy 70th birthday to the man who always told me to go for my dreams. May your day be filled with love and happiness.
#27 A dad is someone who always makes his children feel loved and protected. Thank you for always being there. Happy 70th birthday to the world’s greatest dad.
#28 To the best dad around on your 70th birthday. We love you so much and we’re so grateful for all the love you give and the lessons you’ve taught. Happy birthday!
#29 Wishing the happiest 70th birthday to the world’s coolest dad. Thank you for teaching me how to hit a home run, both in the playground and in life. Happy birthday.
#30 Happy 70th birthday to a wonderful father. We’re so blessed to have you. May your day be filled with laughter, food, friends, and love.
#31 To the world’s greatest mom on your 70th birthday. Thank you for always picking up the phone and knowing just what to say. I love you today and always.
#32 Happy 70th birthday to the most wonderful mom around! I love you so much. May your day be filled with laughter and warmth.
#33 A mother is our very first friend in life. Happy 70th birthday to the woman who always soothed our fevers, cheered at our games, and taught us how to be better people.
#34 Mom: Today on your 70th birthday, I want to thank you for all of the years of love and guidance you’ve given. You’re the absolute best. Happy birthday!
#35 Happy 70th birthday to the woman who gave us life and taught us what love means.
#36 Happy 70th birthday to our mom! Thank you for always being there for us. We love you so much.
#37 To my mom on your 70th birthday: May your day be filled with all of the love you have given over the years.
#38 Wishing a very special 70th birthday to a very special woman! Love you so much, Mom.
#39 Happy 70th birthday to the greatest mother in the world. Thank you for teaching me what love means.
#40 Happy 70th birthday to a wonderful woman! I’m so blessed to call you Mom. May your day be filled with joy.
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Are you turning 70? Do you know someone who is going to be 70? Turning 70 is a milestone worth celebrating in grand style. It’s a time to reflect on a life well-lived and embrace new adventures and experiences. What better way to mark this occasion than with a memorable trip!
Here is our list of trip experiences that are perfect for a 70th birthday:
Continue reading to discover more fun trip ideas for a 70th birthday.
Choosing the perfect destination for a 70th birthday requires careful consideration to ensure the celebration is tailored to the individual’s preferences, interests, and physical capabilities.
Start by having a conversation with the birthday person to understand their preferences and desires for their special day. Do they prefer relaxation or adventure? Are there any specific destinations they’ve always dreamed of visiting?
Take into account the birthday person’s mobility and health condition. Choose a destination that offers activities and amenities suitable for their physical capabilities. If necessary, opt for destinations with accessible accommodations and transportation options.
Think about the birthday person’s interests and hobbies. Are they nature enthusiasts, history buffs, food lovers, or culture seekers? Select a destination that aligns with their passions and offers opportunities to indulge in activities they enjoy.
Consider the birthday person’s travel preferences, such as climate, scenery, and travel distance. Some individuals may prefer tropical beach getaways, while others may prefer scenic mountain retreats or even city experiences.
Explore destinations that hold sentimental value or personal significance to the birthday person. Whether it’s revisiting a childhood hometown, exploring ancestral roots, or fulfilling a long-held travel dream, choosing a meaningful location can make the birthday celebration even more special.
Look for special birthday offers and packages available at various destinations. Many hotels, resorts, and tour operators offer birthday perks, such as complimentary upgrades, spa treatments, or exclusive experiences, which can enhance the celebration.
Evaluate the practical aspects of travel, such as transportation options, travel time, visa requirements, and budget considerations. Choose a destination that is easily accessible and fits within the birthday person’s travel budget.
If the birthday celebration involves family or friends, consider the preferences and interests of other group members when choosing the destination. Opt for destinations that offer activities and attractions suitable for everyone to enjoy together.
Check the calendar for local events, festivals, or seasonal attractions happening at potential destinations during the birthday celebration. Attending a special event can add an extra layer of excitement and cultural immersion to the trip.
Gather recommendations from travel experts, friends, or online travel communities like Tripadvisor and Lonely Planet . Read reviews and testimonials from other travelers to gain insights into the destination’s suitability and quality of experiences.
Whether the birthday gal is seeking relaxation, adventure, culture, or a combination of all three, there’s a perfect destination waiting to make her 70th birthday truly unforgettable.
Take a remarkable journey aboard the Venice Simplon-Orient Express , a train known for its vintage charm and luxury. Travel through Europe in style, enjoying gourmet meals, stunning views, and elegant surroundings.
Relax in plush cabins and lounge cars, dine on delicious cuisine, and explore scenic destinations along the route. This timeless experience promises unforgettable memories of indulgence and adventure.
Go on a leisurely river cruise along the Danube , meandering through European cities such as Vienna, Budapest, and Prague. Join cultural excursions that bring history to life, delight in onboard entertainment, and savor panoramic vistas of iconic landmarks from the indulgent comfort of a luxurious riverboat.
Whether it’s exploring centuries-old castles, sipping local wines on deck, or simply taking in the serene beauty of the river, this cruise promises an unforgettable journey filled with relaxation and discovery.
Go on a dream trip to Iceland to witness the mesmerizing Northern Lights . Stay in cozy lodges in Iceland’s rugged landscapes, offering warmth and comfort after days of exploration. On guided tours, explore ancient volcanoes, dramatic waterfalls, and sweeping lava fields. Relax in geothermal hot springs, letting the soothing warmth melt away cares under the dancing auroras above.
As night falls, marvel at the Arctic sky ablaze with vibrant colors of the Northern Lights. Wrapped in warm layers, step outside to witness nature’s spectacular light show, an unforgettable moment of cosmic beauty.
Delight in authentic dishes prepared by local chefs using fresh, seasonal ingredients. Participate in hands-on cooking classes to learn Tuscan cooking secrets. Explore charming medieval towns among rolling vineyards and olive groves and discover the region’s timeless charm.
Between culinary adventures, savor wine tastings at renowned wineries, sampling the finest Tuscan wines while learning about the art of winemaking from passionate vintners.
Luxuriate in a lavish resort , where every detail is crafted to ensure total relaxation and rejuvenation. Indulge in the ancient art of Balinese massage and wellness rituals administered by skilled therapists trained in traditional techniques. Let tension melt away under the expert hands of practitioners, leaving you feeling refreshed and renewed.
Explore the island’s serene beauty with its verdant landscapes, beautiful beaches, and tranquil temples. Stroll through lush gardens, bask in the warm tropical sun, or explore hidden waterfalls and sacred sites scattered across the island.
With its blend of natural beauty and holistic wellness, a spa retreat in Bali offers a sanctuary for body, mind, and spirit. Perfect for a 70th birthday!
Go on an epic road trip along California’s Pacific Coast Highway , winding through stunning coastal scenery and iconic landmarks like Big Sur and the Golden Gate Bridge. Explore charming seaside towns and pause at boutique wineries to sample local vintages amidst vineyard-dotted landscapes.
Discover farm-to-table cuisine at coastal eateries, savoring fresh seafood and organic produce. Along the way, soak in breathtaking ocean views from scenic overlooks and beaches, capturing the beauty of crashing waves and rugged cliffs.
With its blend of natural beauty and culinary delights, this road trip promises an unforgettable journey filled with cherished memories of California’s scenic wonders.
Experience the magic of Japan’s cherry blossom season with a cultural immersion in Kyoto, the country’s ancient capital. Wander through temple gardens adorned with delicate pink blossoms, witnessing centuries-old traditions come to life.
Participate in traditional tea ceremonies, savor fragrant matcha tea, and learn about the art of mindfulness in every sip. As cherry blossoms paint the city in shades of pink, stroll the historic streets lined with blooming trees, capturing the fleeting beauty of Sakura in full bloom.
Kyoto, during cherry blossom season, offers a glimpse into Japan’s rich cultural heritage and the ephemeral beauty of nature, creating a truly magical experience to celebrate a 70th birthday.
Recharge your mind, body, and spirit with a wellness retreat in Costa Rica’s lush rainforests. Surround yourself with nature as you practice yoga, meditation, and holistic therapies in the tropical jungle. Indulge in organic cuisine crafted from locally sourced ingredients, nourishing your body and mind.
Explore Costa Rica’s biodiversity on eco-friendly excursions, from guided hikes through dense rainforest trails to wildlife spotting along rivers and waterfalls. Discover the country’s natural wonders, from majestic waterfalls to hidden beaches and cloud forests.
Feel the stress melt away as you reconnect with yourself and the world around you. Costa Rica’s rainforests provide the perfect setting for a 70th-birthday transformative retreat.
Go on a breathtaking train adventure aboard the Rocky Mountaineer through the awe-inspiring Canadian Rockies. Travel through a landscape straight from a postcard, with glacier-fed lakes, snow-dusted peaks, and forests stretching as far as the eye can see.
As you wind through this rugged terrain, keep your camera ready to capture every stunning vista. From towering mountain peaks to cascading waterfalls and wildlife sightings, each moment offers a new perspective on the untamed beauty of the Rockies.
Relax in luxurious comfort onboard, with spacious seating and panoramic windows providing unparalleled views of the passing landscape. Whether enjoying a gourmet meal in the dining car or unwinding with a drink in the observation lounge, every detail is designed to enhance the 70th milestone experience.
Are you going to be 70 soon? Do you have a friend or family member meeting the milestone? What are you planning to commemorate the event? Have you been on any of the travel experiences from our list? Tell us about it in the comments section below.
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I turned 70 last December. My ideal trip was a 10 cruise from London to Ireland, Scotland and Wales. Celebrating this milestone is a must!!! I had a wonderful time and it was a solo trip.
For my 70th birthday next year, my husband said he’d take me to Scotland or Alaska. After much deliberation, I chose the Alaska Princess cruise and railroad tour. I’ve always wanted to see some of the 23 ro so National Park units in Alaska and this trip includes five of them. There was an article on 60+me with helpful tips on taking cruses.
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HOW TO WRITE A WITTY & HEARTFELT 70TH BIRTHDAY. Brainstorm - go back over old memories for all the content you'll ever need. Connect your stories with a theme - find a common motif to link anecdotes together. Don't go on and on - you never need more than 8 minutes. Back up your claims - don't just say your loved one is fabulous ...
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This video of Mark Twain's famous 70th birthday speech (read by John Greenman) is one of the best birthday speech samples in the world. Intelligent and witty, this speech proves that the more personal you get, the better the birthday speech. Listen to Mark Twain's 70th birthday speech now. Birthday Speeches Quick Links
Birthday speech example 1 - Thank you speech. Firstly I would like to thank you all for coming to celebrate this milestone with me. I am not one to come out and say a speech, this is actually the first for me. Normally I would shy off, though I feel today is a time where it must be done.
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Roast. If the birthday person is a good sport and you have a sense of humor, a roast-style speech may be a perfect fit for the party. Not to mention it will get a few laughs from the guests and the birthday person. Using her age is a good starting off point for a roast. To add personal touches, you can talk about things such as why she is a ...
This could include an overview of their life, major achievements and milestones, and best wishes for the future. Everybody loves funny birthday speeches, so it's always a good idea to include some humour. The best way to do this is to tell funny stories about the person. If it's a birthday speech for a best friend, it could include funny ...
If you are the celebrant then speak after all other speakers. Keep your speech short. Welcome and thank all the guests for attending this beautiful party celebration. Thank all for their party gifts and best wishes. Thank the family members who have organized the party. Especially if it is a surprise party.
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Say he/she has always been a great friend, a marvellous listener or the soul of hospitality. Say what he or she means to you as a family member, friend or neighbour. Add a bit of humor to the birthday speech. E.G. If everyone knows the birthday boy or girl cannot sing in tune announce that as a special treat you have organised a recording ...
As you celebrate your 70th birthday, I'd like to wish you a life that's full of more joy and laughter. May the world reward you for the greatness that you've offered us all. Happy 70th birthday, my friend. You deserve every single praise and accolade that you receive. I've seen you wearing many hats over the years and serving more people.
To a true gentleman on his 70th birthday: May your day be as rich in joy and happiness as your life has been in love and kindness. To a man of unparalleled wisdom and grace at 70: May your day be filled with the warmth of family, the joy of friends, and the comfort of memories.
Mark Twain's 70th Birthday Speech. TO CELEBRATE THE SEVENTIETH ANNIVERSARY OF MR. CLEMENS' BIRTH. Mr. Howells introduced Mr. Clemens. "Now, ladies and gentlemen, and Colonel Harvey, I will try not to be greedy on your behalf in wishing the health of our honored and, in view of his great age, our revered guest.
Happy 70th birthday to my dear partner who is as beautiful now as ever. Sending all my love to you on your special day. This is to my dear friend and confidant who is turning 70 years today. I'm grateful to you for filling every moment of our lives with love and laughter. I live for your kiss, smile, and touch.
Speech 1. [Facing the guests] Friends, loved ones and family members of [Friend's Name], thank you for making out time to be here today to celebrate this special day of the life of my best friend in the whole wide world. [Facing your friend] [Name of your Friend], in my eyes, your friendship is like fine wine.
Brethren, I don't know what greater joy it is than to see your children being there for you and succeeding. So today, I tell you all, my real 70th birthday celebration isn't this party, the music ...
The 70th birthday wishes you create should pay proper tribute to loved ones turning 70 who have lived through seven decades of ups, downs, in-betweens and turning points. Before you even attempt to write any 70th birthday wishes, you need to keep in mind that different types of 70 year olds require different kinds of 70th birthday wishes.
Whether you're writing a birthday card, preparing a speech, or simply looking for some inspiration to celebrate this special occasion, 70th birthday quotes can add that extra touch. ... "Wishing you a 70th birthday filled with reflection on the beautiful tapestry of your life, woven with threads of joy, challenges, and triumphs." ...
70th Birthday Speeches come laden with extra congratulations. What a marvelous event this 70th celebration is, filled with a real sense of the joy of life. Anyone who reaches 70 is going to be touched by the sentiments you deliver in your speech. Your eloquent words will reach the heart of the celebrant and all those gathered. Your 70th birthday speech can really bring something to everyone in ...
Here is a list of the 40 most original 70th birthday messages for your friends, dad and mom. We have also included some beautiful image cards to send out to them via email or by posting it on Facebook. What to Write in a 70th Birthday Card #1 To a very special, wonderful woman on her 70th birthday. You're more than a friend. You're a light and a joy in this world. #2 To my dear friend on your ...
Mark Twain's 70th: 'We can't reach old age by another man's road', Mark Twain - 1905. November 30, 1905, Delmonico's Restaurant, New York City, USA. In introducing Twain, friend William Dean Howells said, "Now, ladies and gentlemen, and Colonel Harvey, I will try not to be greedy on your behalf in wishing the health of our honored and, in ...
My 70th Birthday Speech. My Seventieth Birthday Speech "The seventieth birthday! It is the time of life when you arrive at a new and awful dignity; when you throw aside the decent reserves which have oppressed you for a generation and have stand unafraid and unabashed upon your seven-terraced summit and look down and teach-unrebuked. You can ...
Continue reading to discover more fun trip ideas for a 70th birthday. How to Choose a Destination for a 70th Birthday. Choosing the perfect destination for a 70th birthday requires careful consideration to ensure the celebration is tailored to the individual's preferences, interests, and physical capabilities. Consult the Birthday Person